


Inside, there was the registration.. why do people even think of bringing their kids to this ?

But inside, the hall probably only had around 200 guests. For all the hype, it was a pretty poor turnout.

But look who was sitting on stage getting her speech ready !! The celebrity peace-mom herself ! Wow, can I have your autograph ?

Then the show got started. The evening was hosted by a lady from the Moreland Peace Group who started with the following:

Before I introduce the speakers, I'd like to acknowledge that we are on aboriginal land. This is Wurrindjuri land... Unfortunately we haven't got a representative of the indigenous people to give welcome to the country this evening. Its really important to acknowledge that the aboriginal people never surrendered their land, and we encourage them to continue to fight as they've always fought, and we've agreed with their statement that this always was and always will be aboriginal land. I would like to add, also, that I would think all of us would condemn the recent action of the state government to remove the tent embassy from Kings Domain, Melbourne. [LOUD APPLAUSE]. That tent was an inspiration to all of us.
Anyway, next she introduced the first guest, ageing American hippy Joe Dolce who had to be seen to be believed:

Then he switched to a small ukelele for his final act.

"Believe it or not, this song was actually banned in America after 9-11".
He then went on to sing John Lennon's "Imagine". The audience hummed along and sang in zombie unison. And I'm supposed to believe this song is banned in America now ?
It was never banned anywhere in the U.S. It's a otal lie.
ReplyDeleteSomeone should have requested "Tiptoe Through the Tulips".
ReplyDeleteOr "Freebird".
Well there's a coincidence. A few years ago one of the music mags (Uncut, Mojo?) branded "Shuddupyaface" the most detested one-hit-wonder of all time, because it knocked "Imagine" off the number one spot in the UK a couple of weeks after Lennon was killed.
ReplyDeleteAboriginal land? Fair enough, but tell me why is this Aboriginal land only ever schools, parks, unis, farms and country towns? If you want to hand back the land, fine, but at least offer up your own $900,000 East Redfern terrace while you're doing so.
ReplyDeleteI would have requested "Sweet Home Alabama"...
ReplyDeleteImagine should be banned. Everywhere. Just for being the suck piece it is.
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