Tim Blair has a hilarious dictionary online - my favorite definitions here:
- Disproportionate, adj. Any response at all from Israel to the kidnapping or murder of Israeli citizens.
Globalisation, n. System of interlinked international trade opposed by interlinked international anti-trade movement.
Context, n. Something no Australian Islamic leader is ever quoted in, i.e. “A spokesman for the sheik said that his demand for a tsunami of infidel blood had been quoted out of context”.
Australian Film Industry, n. Body that ensures the funding, making and distribution of Australian films. But not the viewing.
Charismatic, adj. Punishingly dull, i.e. “Charismatic Greens senator Bob Brown spoke for three hours again yesterday on the importance of alternative non-carbon energy sources.”
- Global warming, n. Scientifically observed phenomenon whereby scientists the world over receive warm, toasty funding to talk about the weather.
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