Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Aussie Police Commissioner is on the lookout for global warmenising

Thanks Mick Keelty for being the biggest moron ever appointed to be our top cop:

And as Australian Federal Police commissioner Mick Keelty warned that climate change - not terrorism - would be the security issue of the century because of its potential to cause death and destruction on an unprecedented scale, Foreign Minister Alexander Downer urged the UN to use the climate change outcomes of the Sydney APEC summit as the template for a proposed new international agreement on combating greenhouse gas emissions.

Well there you go, you can just imagine a whole range of new and "modern" roles for the police to fulfil. Shutting down plants. Stopping carbon polluters. Arresting people for watching TV. Issuing fines if people turn on their air conditioners.

Wow.. there are so many things police can keep themselves busy with, who needs to bother with pesky murder, rape and theft crimes ?!