Thursday, August 09, 2007

F.A.G alert.. Matt Damon in Melbourne.

The Film Actors Guild #1 spokesman, Mattt Daaaayymonn, is in Melbourne to shower us with his exceptional intelligence, and teach us the F.A.G way of life.

MATT Damon infiltrated Melbourne yesterday without leaving the usual trail of damage.

But he did make a new and powerful friend.

Damon, who plays a renegade spy in the Bourne film series, said he had met plenty of politicians "but few as cool as John Brumby".

"You know we democrats stick together," he said.

That is the.... lamest ... quote ... ever. We democrats ? We don't have a Democrat party in Australia.

Damon, in Melbourne to promote the third chapter in the Jason Bourne series, also stood up for his character in the Bourne v Bond battle.

Casino Royale, the most recent Bond movie, got a darker makeover inspired by the success of the Bourne films.

"James Bond is an imperialist and a misogynist and he kills people and laughs and drinks a martini and wisecracks -- and Bourne is really the opposite in almost every way," Damon said.

Whoah, way to spoil the fun. James Bond is so unsuitable. All our action movies should star Gandhi then ?

Damon, whose charity work includes filming commercials for Clean My Ride, which pressures the US Government to insist on cleaner fuel, said he struggled with the environmental impact of his work, such as flying around in private jets.

The Bourne Ultimatum opens on August 30.

Clean my ride ? No .. kiss my ass. Why the hell is this considered charity work ? When you lobby governments to regulate cars and transport, you are meddling and ruining individual freedom and happiness.

I have one last thing to say.

Maattttttttttt Daaaaaaaaaamooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn !