Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Panic ! Shock ! Gaia will freeze us all !

During the recent years of Al Gore's jet-setting and campaigning to "raise awareness" about "global warming", countries would always witness a severe cold-spell develop wherever Al Gore developed his message.

I think the Al Gore effect is in full swing now, as world temperatures are beginning to plummet.

According to the most recent data from the World Meteorological Organization (WMO), the year 2006 is set to be
  • colder than 2005
  • colder than 2004
  • colder than 2003
  • colder than 2002
  • ... and, most obviously, ...
  • colder than 1998,
Soon the environmental groups will predict global cooling and the dawn of a new ice age. Next year the UN will hold an emergency summit and draft "The Al Gore protocol" calling for all member states to increase carbon emissions to try to avert some of the predicted cooling. Many "scientists" will develop computer models, and write peer-reviewed papers that forecast deadly cooling across the globe. Nicholas Stern will be quick to follow, with his "Stern Report No 2" where he (over) estimates the economic impact of global cooling.

Yeah.. right. When hell freezes over - literally.